thanksgiving!

January 13, 2011 1 comment

for thanksgiving, I usually I have to tell my family 3 things I’m thankful for. Instead of the usual family, friends, and job, I should have changed it up and put the puzzled look on my parents’ faces: jersey shore. I love this show. It completely brings me out of accounting, out of west la, and into this crazy world of the tan. They act like people who I would never meet but have some kind of jealousy toward the free, no shame, embarrasing life they lead.

ok, moving on to episode one. Things that I noticed:
-most have new luxury cars – 3 bmws, 1 mercedes, a CADDY!, and a range rover (which I think sitch had before).
-vinny has a shower caddy 🙂
-deena diana whatever the f*** your name is is a walking holiday – “If deena was a holiday, she would be thanksgiving because she has a lot to give and give up”
-sammi is still a bitch. ronnie is a wussy that’s completely selfish and dumb. he only came down to yell at deena when his name was mentioned.
-snooki loves vinny, but vinny wants to screw around with whoever including snooki’s bff’s. i thought he was better than that. sad.
-jwoww is still great and i’m waiting to see her beat the crap out of sammi.

the season’s going to be great!!!!

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rookie of the year…

January 7, 2011 1 comment

i need to absorb the 1st episode AND my mouth is still open from the previews. it’s going to be a GREAT season!!!

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NEWS!!!

December 23, 2010 Leave a comment

Pauly D is getting his own show!!!

 

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Getting His Own Show

By Tim Nudd

Thursday December 23, 2010 08:00 AM EST

Jersey Shore's Pauly D Getting His Own Show

Let the Jersey Shore spinoffs begin.

Paul DelVecchio, aka DJ Pauly D, has signed a series option deal with MTV for a new show that would focus on his burgeoning music career away from the beach, Variety reports.

“At the heart of Jersey Shore is the unique and genuine cast, and Pauly D truly embodies both qualities,” MTV programming chief Chris Linn says. “We know viewers are curious about his life away from the shore, and we look forward to exploring new possibilities around that.”

A pilot has already been filmed. DelVecchio is a rising star on the DJ circuit, and has released his first single with Universal Republic Records from the Jersey Shore soundtrack.

A spinoff is hardly a surprise, given Jersey Shore‘s runaway success. It is MTV’s highest-rated show of all time and basic cable’s top show for 2010 among viewers 12-34.

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jan 6, 2011

December 19, 2010 1 comment

mark it in your calendar!  back to seaside heights!

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cabs are here!

October 23, 2010 1 comment

sad that the final episode of jersey shore has come and gone.  pauly d is out of control with his “oh yeah,

the episode starts out going to the everglades.  I guess that’s their “trip.”  that’s a pretty crappy trip mtv.  after going through the everglades on the air boat thing, they went to a eatery that served frog legs.  jwoww hates frogs and was about to vomit.  it looked pretty gross.  they dumped frogs in batter then in the fryer.  YUCK!  situation ends up throwing it up on the way home.

vinny and pauly d end up going on dates with their wifeys, ramona and rocio.  ramona again is late.  45 minutes late is supposedly good for her.  anyways, both of the couples say goodbye to each other.  no smushing cuz they wife material.

urrggh sammi.  no comment.  actually, one comment, RIDICULOUS.  so delusional!

t shirt time!  i don’t really understand why pauly d makes out with other girls with rocio on the side.   vinny’s got it right, “say no to hos.”  2 grenades do not equal a hot girl.  but the situation will take it.  why is guys’ obsession with threesomes???

most likely to get skin cancer… everyone’s looking around but pauly d admits himself as the biggest tanner.  TANOREXIC!

the big fight.  wth just happened?  snooki thought that everyone called jwoww fake, and then jwoww confronted pauly d.  boooooyyy, pauly d got pissed.  veins popping out.  no one gets pauly d that pissed except for angelina.  then snooki thinks everyone hates her.  sad.  situation goes out to make her feel better and resolves it all.

last episode, all in all disappointing.  hurry up and come back so we can go to seaside!!!

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success stories…

October 10, 2010 Leave a comment

trace lehnhoff (aka tracey) finally graduates, but gets SLAPPED by a client!  and apparently still works with the client!  trace already knew he was in trouble when he called jeff from the bathroom and said it was nothing like he had ever experienced.  who drinks when working with their interior designers?  apparently chuck from florida does.  so jeff and jenni try to come to his rescue, but jeff does nothing but chuckles.  he admits he laughs when he’s nervous because he can’t figure out what to do.  jenni pretty much gets groped but still is able to straighten up the situation – take chuck to the bathroom and let trace run away.  he also handled it so well, by not making it a big deal and just going home.  the whole time i watched with my jaw dropped open.  how did that just happen???

well tracey is a true success story.  he got an internship at jld, now works full time there, is on a reality tv show, wears white shorts on tv, got slapped on tv by a grown man, and is a great designer.  if i had some money, i would definitely hire jld and him.  i wonder what the season finale will bring…

now on to js.  situation, you’re an asshole.  and during your asshole-ness, you tried to rob ramona, vinny’s dream girl, and then you tried to kiss snooki.  ng dude.  ramona stood up for her dude vinny, and snooki rejected you completely. besides that, there didn’t seem to be much drama.  sammi does NOT know how to make a decision and asks ron.  does she think ron is smart or something?  snooki had her friend ryder in town.  she may look a little different but the WAAAHHH is the same.  they have their own language.

i have no comment on vinny and ramona.  vinny has it bad for the girl and finally the girl seemed to reciprocate a little.  don’t break his heart please.

so i think it’s almost time to go from the MIA back to the shore….

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late…

sorry, i’m so behind!

zoila got a cute little mini and an extra day off!

jenni rapped to zoila to make her feel better – SPEAK Zoila! We know the one whose got all the power, the one whose cleaning Jeff’s shower!

angelina is finally gone, but first brawls with t-rex arms snooki with fluffy pillowly slippers.

pauly d now sings everything “T-SHIRT TIMMEEE…. CABS ARE HERE…. WAKE UP…”

snooki is rumored to get her own show soon “snookin’ for love” – tan, guido, juicehead, gorilla, big sense of humor, likes to party, fistpumps and frolics, isn’t a jerk-off, dork at heart, smells good, pays for meals, nympho, likes pickles, takes an interest into my hobbies, not so serious, protective, romantical, likes to sleep in – start lining up boys.  no chodes, grenades, or grundles.

and glee, you disappoint so far.  brittany (heather morris) was an ammmmmazing dancer, but where’s the story at these days???

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